The other day my other half let it slip that last valentines day she had arranged a naughty surprise for me. My mother in law was babysitting while we went for a meal and since my lady knows me for the international playboy and all round high flyer that I am she also knew that I have the keys to property other than our house where we could GET IT ON undisturbed.
We went to a public house after our meal and this bald man was playing hits on his keyboard that we sung along to whilst knocking back shots. Then we got a telephone call from another couple that were in the area asking to join us for a few drinks which we gladly committed to. We then proceeded to get bastard drunk and went home very merry, me completely oblivious to the fact my lady had decided that drinking heavily whilst singing Brown Eyed Girl and then cackling the night away with our friends should replace a night of saucy fun.
I hate you you shiny headed entertaining bastard.
