My neighbour has a massively skewed opinion of his own social status. He has built a wooden enclosed, tiny gravel driveway to house his Audi A4 convertible and there is a sign above the entrance proclaiming to all that he does not live in a terraced house like the rest of us mere mortals on the street, but in a "Villa". Christ, mine is the only house with a garage but you don't here me shouting about it. What a cock. Where was I? Oh, yes and when the council put the above notice (you will notice that it is definitely a notice) on the side of his house, he actually went and had that number plate printed up to stick under it. Just in case. This country.
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