Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Tall Ginger man seeks employment, very loyal.



Never seen Chewie in a casual suit before have you motherfuckers!!!?
That's because he hasn't been to a job interview in 32 YEARS. The galaxy wide economic downturn has forced the Millennium Falcon to sit idle as Han can't afford to put fuel in her and has taken to pimping himself out to some anorexic lawyer bint, Kathy Beale or something. Chewie has been left to fend for himself and so he has been making bi weekly visits to the job centre, doing a bit of agency work and cash in hand on the side and is doing his best to keep his head up. You keep on keeping on Chewie you big brave bastard.

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