Facebook Groups: Always a good and productive idea.

You have to love some of the groups people invite you to on Facebook.
Completely pointless causes, mindless kneejerk Sun reader vigilantism and stupid in-jokes that don't translate at all outside of the creators close circle of friends seems to be the order of the day and when exposed to enough of it I reach the conclusion that I despise every single thing that 99% of the population stands for and mindlessly believe in.

"1 MILLION MEMBERS TO END CHILD ABUSE/A MILLION TO CHOP IAN HUNTLEYS BOLLOCKS OFF AND THEM JAMIE BULGER KILLERS TOO".
As if they could have 999999 members and be sat there going "nearly there lads, I can't wait for this, it's going to be great. Child abuse will be a thing of the past in a few minutes time and that Huntley, his balls are coming flying right off because of the power of the internet. Sorted overnight and it's all down to us" Oh do fuck off.

"WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE INSPIRATION THAT WAS YOU, JADE GOODY".
I will never be able or be allowed to forget that this ever fucking happened so will you all just shut the fuck up about it now please. It's Princess Diana all over again. Inspiration to do what exactly? Make a load of money for doing fuck all and then let parasites in the media feed off you until you die? Brilliant role model. The most educational and inspirational thing the woman did was get cancer. It's not an achievement she meant to happen you fucking morons, she didn't exactly ask for it or enjoy it did she? Good, clever, inspirational, hard working, talented, kind hearted mothers and fathers with achievements of note die horribly every single day and none of you cunts bat an eyelid.

"SCARY MUSLIMS GO HOME/SUPPORT OUR BRAVE BOYS/ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH"

A few points:

-Not one of you is any more "English" than the other. We are all mongrels, a mixture of several different races and origins. Every single one of us.

-Just because you are against fighting bullshit wars for oil and the security of global corporations and military contractors doesn't mean that you don't like soldiers. It just means you aren't daft enough to join up and do it.

-There are more lazy fat White people on benefits and in prison in the UK than any other race and I guarantee every one of you racist motherfuckers associate with at least one of them. Get off your high horse.

Some groups are good for raising awareness, others illustrate and benefit charities and other worthy causes and I am all for them. It's the entire "Wot wud u do to a rapist if u woz in the same room as them lol" brigade that grind my gears.