I was strolling home tonight after a hard days work and decided to check my balance at a rather secluded cash machine. What should be taped above it ladies and gentlemen but PART FUCKING TWO!!! THIS WAS A COMPLETE COINCIDENCE!!!
This revised and expanded edition now includes such gems as the all new list of references which include Harrods owner and crusader against government conspiracies Mohamed Al-Fayed, MP and founding member of RESPECT with a nice line in sexual cat impersonations George Galloway and "dead beside a bottle of gin on a mountain" Chief Constable Micheal Todd.
I have decided to refrain from indulging myself for once and let the pictures speak for themselves so I implore you dear reader to take the time to read this madness in it's entirety. I do however feel that I must at the very least quote the following line: "Digital Star trek Deborah came late, no room on Page 3 for you. You Exposed silly girl." That is sage advice right there.
CLICK ON THE PHOTOS TO MAKE THEM BIGGER!
THIS INFORMATION ORIGINATES FROM A BIOGRAPHY WHICH WILL BE PUBLISHED UPON THE DEATH OF IT'S AUTHOR.
I can't fucking wait to read that, it will beat the living shit out of Katie Price's.
No comments:
Post a Comment