....that I have an announcement to make.
I have closed this blog down at the request of the good folk at blogger and if you are reading this then you are far in the future and have recovered the data from their servers. Wow. What's it like in the future guys? Do cars fly? Does every house have a massive awkward robot fridge that brings you chilled food and drinks on demand? Does all fashion now consist of Silver hot pants and see through plastic visors? It must be great.
Anyway the point is it all just got too big. So much traffic was flowing through here that the google ad revenue alone was enough to enable me to buy new shoes and blogger had to lay on more and more bandwidth just to cope with daily visits. Eventually internet notoriety gave way to outright celebrity and so many awesome people came to read that they (blogger) had to buy a new server room just to keep up.
It was a mad time. Punks, skins and rastas. People of all colours, shapes and smells coming together, united by their common interest in the rhetorical rantings of a sweary idiot. Imagine a lot less gay and slightly better looking Perez Hilton then take that thought and imagine me saying that the person you are thinking of was me. That was me. Me.
The adoration and attention was something I was not used to, digital stalkers sending me pictures of their genitals, marriage proposals. And the begging letters? Fuck me they were harsh. I stopped even opening them after a bit.
Anyway I broke the internets and started a new religion without even trying and so The Man shut me down. It's incredible that so many thousands could be deprived of their monthly read so cruelly and so easily but in the end you can't fight the system and win. It was politics and I was getting too much influence and now I am just a nobody again.
Seriously though, to the few that do, thanks for reading x
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