Thursday, 19 November 2009

Jesus noodles FTW


History has shown us that if a person really wants to believe enough in certain supernatural or unexplainable things they can condition themselves to do so through a process of repetition and self brainwashing. In effect you can lie to your own mind and this will be accepted after a certain amount of time. Now I have to be honest, one of the things that has always weirded me out is the sketchy image of Jesus that supposedly pops up now and again inside a cut tomato or as part of a cloud formation or on someones Marmite on toast or inside a broken dog biscuit. You know the one, the big fella with his long sandy hair and beard, dressed in the traditional robes of his usual depiction, sometimes in prayer and with a halo hovering above his head.

"What are these people on?" I used to think to myself, "Random images of all sorts can be found in the most unlikely of places if you spend enough time looking." But that was then, that was before I had my epiphany. I am no longer an unbeliever. Miracles CAN happen and I have the photographic evidence to prove it. If you look at the picture above at first glance it looks like an ordinary packet of noodles. Well look again my friend. If you concentrate on the centre you can just about make out the features of a bearded man (it took me a while to really see it so be patient). A bearded man that in my humble opinion could well be Jesus himself.

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