Winding up Malaysian internet scammers.

The company I work for has recently been bombarded with fraudulent orders and before I blanket block the perps's IP addresses I thought I would have some fun with them. They have created two different accounts and have been placing a few orders a day for the best part of a week. I don't expect a reply and although it does pain me that I never seem to be able get my teeth into a really good back and forth with them I thought I would share them anyway and post up any replies if and when they come through. They ignored the first email (you should have seen me, I was fuming) and carried on placing orders so I sent the second one. I should start doing this with English people, at least I might get some mileage out of it.